AISubs v3.7
Tetsuya! Tetsuya! Bring me some fire!
Fire!
What is it, damn old woman?!
Huh?!
Damn you, old woman!
What a pain in the ass...
Capsule, over here!
Old woman, food!
Huh? What about food?
Food?!
Isn't it already decided?!
Food! Food! Food!
Food! Food! Food! Food!
It's already decided, damn you!
Why?! You said you'd prepare it!
I made it with capsule!
With a fire and a story...
Huh?!
You're bragging, damn you!
Hey, if you had money to make it with capsules,
you should've bought some flour and made it!
You don't even have socks?!
Kitchi-san?!
Huh?!
Kitchi-san is the only one wearing it!
Doesn't it look good? It's so soft!
Think about the texture, you idiot!
I'm Tetsuya Oyaizu.
I'm 17 years old.
As you can see, I was born into a poor family and grew up to be a yankee.
When I was in kindergarten, my father jumped off a building...
Yes...
This is...
Intrusive...
My parents were worried about me!
What are you talking about?
I'm not like you!
I don't make mistakes like you!
I'm done with you!
Terrible, terrible...
Damn it! I said too much!
What's this sound?
Footsteps?
It's like you're stuck in your home environment!
What are you doing in my house?!
I'll kill you!
Who are you?!
I'm an operator of a gacha game.
Gacha game?!
Yes, it's a gacha game.
Gacha, gacha...
I've been playing it a lot lately!
I died of a car accident!
Operator?
Operator! I'm good at it!
I was the best in elementary school!
Operator?
You mean shadows of clouds?
Operator!
You're trying to find an operator!
I'll kill you!
As expected, it seems that education is not in time due to home environments!
We came to give you a chance for such people!
What?
What do you mean?
I operate the gacha!
It's a parent-child gacha.
Parent-child gacha!
Yes.
The life of a human depends on what kind of parent you have.
It's a wonderful gacha where you can choose a parent you couldn't decide yourself.
Hey, are you serious?
I can say goodbye to that parent!
It's coming! It's coming!
I'll do it!
I'll also do parent-child gacha!
I knew you would say that!
This is a parent-child gacha!
When you turn it, a parent is randomly ejected.
At the same time as this is ejected,
It switches to the world line that was born to that parent.
I don't know, but I'll do it!
Go ahead.
It's a new look!
Wow!
Congratulations!
- S.R. - Yeah, Yasha.
- I'm a doctor. - Ah, doctor, doctor, ah, doctor.
- Yes. - Doctor.
- Well then... - Yeah.
- Please enjoy being a doctor's child as much as you like. - Oh, good, good, good.
- Have a good trip, doctor. - Huh?
Why are you flying?!
- Ah, ah, ah... - Huh?
- Wow! - Wow, what's this?!
- Huh? Wait, you look like a completely different person.
- Huh? You're wearing really pretty clothes! What's this?!
- You look like you were blessed by a pretty good mother and father!
- Hey, Tetsuya. - Huh?
- Did you study? - Ah, I remembered!
- Yeah. - I did, dad.
- Did you get first place in school?
- What grade were you in?
- Second. - Are you stupid?!
- Don't get anything but first place! - I'm sorry.
- What's your plan now?
- Um, I have a promise to go to ION with my friends. - ION with your friends?!
- Yes. - Will that make you smarter?
- No... - It won't!
- It's for studying. - It doesn't make sense! - It doesn't...
- You don't need friends? - Huh?!
- If it'll make you smarter, you can go. - But... - But it won't!
- It won't! - Yeah... - Then there's no point in going.
- It's not like what I thought...
- D-dad! You know, friends are...
They're supporting me a lot, and I can learn a lot of things!
- So... - Fujiiwa Quiz!
So close!
What's the main ingredient of surfactant?
Huh? D-deoxybococcan...
- Incorrect! - Ouch!
D-dad, what are you talking about?
Oh, and I've already decided who you'll marry.
I'm Reijo Shachou, 48 years old, from a tax office.
- Why did you decide it on your own? - Don't call me by my name!
I'll decide your future! Your life is mine!
Got it?!
I'm so sorry for my life...
I should've gone forward!
- Are you in trouble? - No! Where did it come from?!
If you're not happy with the situation...
You can withdraw again.
- I'll withdraw! - Go ahead.
- Huh? - Oh!
- Congratulations! The highest reality, SSR's "anger, parenthood"! - Anger, parenthood?
- Yes! Well then, have a good trip! - No, no, not at all!
- I don't know what you're talking about! - Ah!
- Oh! It's a crisis! - Ah!
- Ah! Ah! - Ah!
Huh?
What?
It's too dark!
I can't say anything!
No!
Evo, get in.
You're telling me to get in this?
That's right.
Why me?
Because it's impossible for other people.
I can't do it!
Listen to my explanation.
What is it now?!
I can't get in!
If you're going to get in, do it now!
If you're not going to do it, go home!
I-I don't care! Get in!
E-Evo! You're too strong! Get in, Evo!
No, I got in because of the flow, but this is weird.
There's no way that father could say that!
I mean, I was just living a happy life, but what is this?!
It doesn't make any sense at all!
Ah, but you know, I'm leaving it to you.
I can't run away!
I can't run away! I can't run away! I can't run away! I can't run away!
I knew it! I'm going to run away!
What is this place?!
This is really a monster!
This place has gone crazy!
I'm so surprised!
Is this a gorilla?!
Does this mean I'm a gorilla too?!
Is this for me too?!
This hurts! Why do you do things like this?!
What kind of love are you?!
I don't know what I'm doing, but I can't help it.
Oh my, you're in trouble.
You only have a little life left.
Oh, you're back!
What is this place?
Wait!
What do you mean "a little life left"?
Pull it out!
It's the price you pay for pulling out your parent's car.
Every time you pull it out, your life expectancy is shortened by 15 years.
In this way, we are "sacrificing" your life expectancy.
Are you listening to that explanation?!
Isn't it a fraud?!
Oh, don't worry about that.
If you can replace your parents' life expectancy, you can pull out your car again.
What?
Now, you can only pull out your parents' car.
I won't do it!
Please!
Give me back my parents' car!
Please!
Why?!
Even if you go back to your parents' car, you're still a scumbag!
By the way, I don't say "go back to your parents' car".
But, if you pull out your parents' car, you're talking about something else.
Don't make fun of my parents!
They're poor, but they work hard, and they feed me!
I'm good at something.
You failed the first parent-child relationship, didn't you?
I didn't fail!
The word "parent-child relationship" itself is strange in the first place!
I can't choose a parent-child relationship, but it's not a parent-child relationship!
That's fate!
It's not a parent-child relationship! It's parent- child destiny!
Then I want to be a deer while suffering from that stupid fate!
I became a rich son or became an EVA pilot.
But I ran away!
No matter what parent I was, I was a scum!
On the contrary, there are people who succeed in any environment!
I realized this value more and more.
It is important what you do in the environment you are given!
Oh, did you break it? If you used your parent's life, you could turn it around. Is it still a gorilla?
You were here!
What? Why are you here?
Because you suddenly disappeared, I came all the way to this jungle to look for you!
But now I'm a gorilla! I'm a gorilla now, but how do you know?
It doesn't matter!
Even my son became a gorilla, I don't know where my mother is!
Oh, damn it!
Oh my god! Don't call me like that!
I'm back!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I'm sorry!
My ribs are broken!
I'm going home!
This is how I decided to live as a gorilla.
But I have no regrets.
Why?
I've been happier than when I was a human being who lived everything for my parents.
My life is decided by myself.
Whether life is right or wrong, it's up to me to decide.
(Laughing)